«I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?»

«I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.»

«I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, Merry f**kin' Christmas!»

«Crazy? ... Maybe. But that's a good kind of crazy. It's a guy who knows what he wants.»

«I will tell you that the last five shows are going to really blow people out of the water. There's gonna be a lot of head-spinning going on.»

«Tommy has quit drinking and she shows up and all hell breaks loose.»

«'Rescue Me' will explore the lives of firefighters through their relationships with each other, their families and their bookies,»

«I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.»

«'Rescue Me' will explore the lives of firefighters through their relationships with each other, their families and their bookies.»