"Depends, Ensure, Genital, False teeth and hearing aids. Bed pans, catheters and railings surrounding my bed. I can't wait to get old. Walking with a shuffle. My back not wanting to be straight. Joints talking to each other. I can't wait to get old. Have to stop doing this. Stop smoking that. Start eating things that make me "pooh." I can't wait to get old. Chop, blend, beat, and add water, then slurp it down. …showed first 75 words of 2989 total…

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