Double Standard As a traffic engineer, I am obviously more qualified to be operating a moving vehicle than anyone else on the road. After all, I know the proper term for those little sparkly things that they glue to the pavement: bidirectional amber reflectorized pavement markers. Since I am such a qualified driver, I become extraordinarily irritated with the ignorance of other drivers. There are three primary sources of my aggravation: people who drive beside …showed first 75 words of 505 total…

…showed last 75 words of 505 total…another stupid blonde stopped. How was I supposed to get my car out of gear when I had both arms tied up in my jacket sleeves? She made me stall my vehicle. When will the ignorant nitwits learn? I cannot believe how careless and rude other drivers are. If they don't change soon, I will have to throw away my blow dryer (which plugs into the cigarette lighter) and keep a closer eye on them.