I blundered my way around the streets for a while longer, wondering to myself if I was going in the right direction. Finally I decided to stop and ask an elderly man for help outside City Hall. He pointed for me and I walked parallel to his finger all the way to the entrance ramp. I started walking hopelessly towards Kansas City as if I might be able to make it there on my own …showed first 75 words of 438 total…

…showed last 75 words of 438 total…she dropped me off at my doorstep. I got out and thanked her, getting one last look at her plump beauty, before walking back into my house as the hero I felt like at the time. I conquered every dark road and corner of that god forsaken little town, and had a damned good time doing it. I popped into the shower and then into bed, and fell asleep to the melodic tunes of Incubus.