All I Want To Do Is Have a Good Time The worst day I ever had was spent working on the side of the road with a bush axe in the freezing cold. To make matters worse, a group of spoiled teenage boys rode by on their four-wheelers, splashing my co-workers and me with muddy water. Unfortunately, we could not retaliate because of fear that Joseph Perry, our prison guard, might use his shotgun on …showed first 75 words of 528 total…

…showed last 75 words of 528 total…which should keep me out of trouble. Hopefully, I won't get in trouble, so I can relive this day over and again. Of course, this is how I got in my situation in the first place, but a good day is priceless. Even if the price is prison time. I mean, it's not that bad in prison; I don't have any bills or obligations except for my two cartons of cigarettes to Bubba every week.